Beautiful, blonde and intelligent: it seems like Hollie really has everything! But while she makes it all seem effortless it really hasn't come to her easily. Being smart ain't easy business; Hollie's spent endless hours in the library, combing over ancient tomes in the hopes of getting her doctorate. And, while she would never say it out loud, being beautiful can be hard work, too. Hollie has to get up hours before she has to be in class. There's aerobics and yoga to stay in shape, the carefully calculated diet regimen, and most importantly, the time put Hollie puts in to make sure that her hair and make-up are put together like a boss. So much time and effort before she even steps out of her house in the morning. All she asks is that now and then she's rewarded for all of her hard work. All Hollie wants is a guy that's going to give her what she needs in order to be completely beautiful: a thick load of spunk blasted across her glasses. Yes, that will tie her look together perfectly!